How has your week been? This is the last weekend of freedom before I have to start studying and buying books.
Summer, why can’t you be longer? Now, I have to put classes on my list on everything else I have to juggle in my daily life.
Wish me luck as I write research papers, study, and buy boring books that induce sleep. 🙂
Guys who wear their pants too low- Flip Off! If I can read the writing on your boxers, your pants are way too low. I don’t see what’s so attractive about having your pants hanging half way down your ass anyways.
And if you do wear your pants that way, wear underwear because I don’t want this to happen to me.
Guys who wear their pants too low AND ride a bike- Flip Off! How do you pedal with your pants around your knees?
WordPress.com- Flip Off! I said that I loved you in my last post but now you crushed my dreams and I’m questioning my love for you. I dream about WordPress.org and I want to take this relationship to the next level but you’re making it too difficult for me. I love you but I want more from this girl/website relationship! Why can’t you make it easier for me? WHY?
Next time on As the Mouse Clicks…
The shoes- Flip Off! I found the perfect shoes. With the shoebox in hand, I jumped up and down excitedly like I had just won the Price is Right showcase. Then, I looked at the price tag.
I hyperventilated, fainted, and became so out of it that I thought I was Joan Rivers.
Always check the price tag first.
(Random Story: I was in the doctor office to get some tests done and I actually did have a panic attack that resulted in me fainting. When I woke up, I tried to apologize to the doctor for “sleeping” and “running down the hallway before the cops got me”. )
My friends- Flip Off! You have no right to judge me. I know I don’t like soap operas and I don’t speak Spanish fluently but I love Spanish soap operas. With my limited Spanish, I know that this lady got into car accident (accidente automovilistico) and has to work (tiene que trabajar) to pay off her large amount of debt (la deuda enorme). I know you’re all jealous because you can’t swear in Spanish as well as I can.
Dog- Flip Off! You walked over my foot and scratched it with your dirty little feet. I now have a scab on top on my foot that hurts whenever I touch it. Don’t worry, I’ll still take you to the park so you can pee and roll in rabbit feces.
Mutt- Growl! Bark Walk Woof Woof Grrr Bark Bark Growl Meat. Bark Grrr Woof Bark Bark Grrr Bark Whine Whine Whine Whine. Wanna go bye-bye? Wanna go bye-bye?
WordPress.com doesn’t support the <script> tag so you have to click here to visit Kludgymom (who is also the mom of Friday Flip-Offs) to see the other bloggers that are flipping off today.