I’m sitting in a closet

17 Dec

I’m back from my computer break. It made me feel like this 😀

That last sentence is a lie, I really felt like this 😦

I won’t go into details, but my bag fell in the toilet. Now I have to use a crappy replacement bag while my old bag is being disinfected. And by “old bag”, I really mean my old bag, not my grandma. Although, I did have to pull her out of the toilet when she slipped in one time. Hmmm…. I’m getting too technical.

My mustache on a stick business is branching out. I make mustaches, beards, and now a tear on a stick. Feeling sad? Pull out your tear on a stick! Clever, no?

I was stabbed in the arm with a pencil for the second time in my life. In 2nd grade, I stabbed someone in the eye. Obviously, whats-his-face from second grade is still pissed and trying to get back at me.

I’m also debating whether or not I should come out of closet… about this blog. I’ve been keeping the secret for too long, and I’m going to come out of the real closet anyways (there aren’t any presents in here!).

And that’s it.

So tell me…

What have you been up to for the past two weeks? What do you do for the holidays? Have you ever stabbed anyone in the eye?

For the holidays, I DON’T stab people in the eye. I also collect ornaments.


3 Responses to “I’m sitting in a closet”

  1. Elle December 17, 2010 at 5:20 pm #

    You crack me up lady. I can’t say I have ever stabbed anyone in the eye. Food for thought though especially when the in-laws come over. What have I been up to? A whole lot of nothing unless you consider depression something. I loathe the holidays. Just get over with already. We get it: you want presents and to gourd yourself. Now we can all go back to being depressed and unhappy in January because we are fat and the necklace we got from the hubs looks like something Grandma wears and Christmas wasn’t everything we had hoped it would be….for the 33rd year in a row. Christmas = constant disappointment. Oh boy, where’s my meds?!

    • Miss Tedious Life December 17, 2010 at 7:46 pm #

      Your idea of the holidays is like my idea of my birthday. Maybe I should just stop hoping for more.

  2. Stef at TooMuchToDoSoLittleTime.com December 23, 2010 at 12:42 am #

    Missed reading your blog posts. 😉 Am glad you’re back. 😀

    For the past two weeks, I have been dealing with our remodel… which isn’t done yet! ARGH. Christmas is in THREE DAYS! DOUBLE ARGH! (I’m stopping now before you think I’m a pirate!)

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