Friday Flips 11/19: Just Girl Scouts

18 Nov

I didn’t think I would be able to do Flip Offs this week because of other stuff, but here I am.

First off, something kinda huge-ish is happening here next month. I’m really excited since I’ve been planning this for a while. Can’t you wait for the big unveil? I know I can’t. (Yeah, I’m going to build it up so much that you’re going to be let down. That’s how I roll. )

I only have one flip this week,  Girl Scouts. What is up with you people? I started eating my yummy cookies and then I found out they were really unhealthy. Fuck you, Girl Scout Headquarters. You give me all this crap about “saving money” and “learning problem solving” and then you make me buy really unhealthy cookies. YOU are the reason why America is full of fat people.

The yummiest cookies also have to be the ones with “Thank You” in different languages baked into each one, right? Ugh, I spent fifteen minutes trying to figure out if one cookie said “Thank You” in Norwegian or Swedish. Then, I spent another fifteens minutes looking at one cookie until I realized it was an English one upside down.

Urg, just fuck you. You make me feel dum.

Update: Wait, aren’t Girl Scouts the ones who sing about the dirty, black socks that never get washed? Tsk Tsk, Girl Scouts…

More flippiness at Momma Kiss (I post my flips early, Momma Kiss’ might not be up yet!)


7 Responses to “Friday Flips 11/19: Just Girl Scouts”

  1. Kim November 19, 2010 at 7:24 am #

    In english only upside down!! That is so something I would do! And I could pack away a BOX of those Tag-a-longs when I was in college and not gain an ounce. Now I look at them and my thighs grow 2 inches at least. When my daughter mentions girl scouts I am immediately deaf.

  2. Pop November 19, 2010 at 9:38 am #

    Actually, they don’t say thank you; they say Enjoy Obesity. Seriously, those innocent looking little girl scouts come peddling their crack and I can’t help but oblige.

    Linking up from Momma Kiss.

  3. MommKiss November 19, 2010 at 10:52 am #

    Those girlscouts? Their thin mints? Can fuck right off. My ass. I blame the girlscouts.

  4. MommKiss November 19, 2010 at 10:57 am #

    Shit. I never remember if I’m allowed to swear here. Sorry.

  5. amyblam November 19, 2010 at 10:47 pm #

    We sing Black Socks at my church camp. But we’re Episcopalian so some people expect us to be drunk and dirty all the time.
    I don’t know if we ever sang it in Girl Scouts since I would never spend the night at the horrible Girl Scout camp and the whole experience of scouting is up there with some of the most traumatic in my young life.

  6. greta November 20, 2010 at 9:42 am #

    What if the girl scouts were really a bunch of girls that were robots, like the girl from “Small Wonder”? And their plan is to overtake the world by making them eat fattening cookies until they get so fat they don’t want to move. Then the girl scout robots will be able to take over the world and make us all fat slaves. Now that would be cool. And even after all that, I would still eat the thin mint cookies.

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