Dear You Guys #1: My readers scare me

26 Sep

Dear You Guys is a post idea created by the awesome Liz over at Belle, Bean, and a Chicago Dog I take my comments and turn them into a letter, written by you guys.

Dear You Guys,

My dog eats garbage and then gets diarrhea. I’m terrified of seeing the dumbest shit on my jeans and hearing people clap but I have no idea what happened to my pants. It’s possible that fairies came and hid them in their stupid low-hanging pants.

I’d consider it highly educational to see a penguin go to Dr. Phil’s to master the art of French cuisine. That penguin is awesome and doesn’t want a telephone. I’d never hear the end of it. You should upload a vlog of that penguin Chris Brown a walrus. That poor walrus. Throw a beat behind it! It’s brain cocaine. Spread the love.

I hate spam, they scream… Use your Old People words.

There’s one thing I love more than being a spammer-  GRANDMA GET DOWN FROM THE ROOF!

I wanna watch Deal or No Deal! Did you know that Bob Barker once was a wig… Good times!

 I think I need to go to Dr. Phil’s. He just needs a readers digest and a glass of prune juice.

Sincerely,

Me

You guys are weird and so am I. Oh snap, let’s be friends.

P.S. I want to computer high five Greta over at Take Two Reviews. When I was looking for some crazy ass shit in my comment section, her comments always came up.

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6 Responses to “Dear You Guys #1: My readers scare me”

  1. amyblam September 26, 2010 at 12:57 pm #

    That’s hilarious. And a super fun idea. I always really enjoy the search terms that lead people to my site. Spans porn and I am an evil person are usually the top two.

    • Sara @ Tedious Life September 26, 2010 at 1:24 pm #

      People google “My dad wants a whore” to find my site.

      It’s crazy.

  2. Greta September 26, 2010 at 9:21 pm #

    Yo! Thanks for the virutal high five! I am very proud that I was one of the top people to leave messed up crap on your comments! That rocks! That is probably one of the greatest compliments I have ever received! Kudos on the “dear you guys” letter. I have been meaning to do this but never seem to have the time or brain power.

    Anyway, thanks for the publicity 🙂 And I will keep trying to top my other crazy posts to give you some more ammo for your next letter 😉

    • Sara @ Tedious Life September 27, 2010 at 9:20 pm #

      Your comments were some of the most messed up crap I’ve seen, ever.

      And yes, that’s a HUGE compliment.

  3. liz September 26, 2010 at 10:01 pm #

    Greta’s good like that! Hi Greta!!!

    This is really good! Funny and random, and it totally makes me happy! Grandma’s on the roof and dogs have diarrhea – what could be better!

  4. Elle September 26, 2010 at 10:37 pm #

    Ha ha, I love my sister.

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