The First Tedious Life Giveaway!

12 Sep

Okay, so I have an exciting giveaway for you guys.

Anyone who comments on this post automatically wins this GREAT PRIZE

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Commas, commas for everyone!

I really need to get rid of them so take some commas and throw them around.

Wear them as hat or pin.

Wrap lights around a comma and hang it outside your front door to dissuade robbers and Creepy Uncle Bill from lurking.

Hitch a saddle on one and ride it like a horsie.

I’m serious, take my friggin’ commas. See I just used a comma. It’s an epidemic.

I use commas way too much. I almost used one in a sentence like this:

“I just saw a penguin Chris Brown that polar bear and that walrus.”

So it would be written as:

“I just saw a penguin Chris Brown that polar bear, and that walrus.”

That’s when I realized that I have a problem.

Super Kitty- DISTRACT!

These are my comma solutions:

1.)    Use more of these thingys- :

2.)    Use more dashes even when the sentence doesn’t call for it——————————

3.)    Leave some sentences as fragments. It’s the. Internet. Who’s gunna care?

4.)    Attach a picture of a kitty to distract readers while I use commas.

5.)    StArT tYpInG lIkE tHiS tO dIsTrAcT pEoPlE

So take some commas ‘cause I don’t want them anymore.

Note: Is it okay if I say ‘Chris Brown’ like a verb? I don’t think it’s too soon.

Note #2: I’m sure it’s okay now. Urban Dictionary told me so. I love Urban Dictionary. They taught me the proper and polite definition of the word ‘shank’.

Note #3: Is it bad if Google Reader recommends these websites to me?

I don’t follow any Star Wars websites… do I blog about Star Wars that much?

Take my Star Wars blogging and my commas. Please.

Note #4: Google might also be reading my mind to fill out the Recommended Items section. They’re rich and mind reading does come along with the private jet and English butler. So Google took my dog and now they’re stealing my thoughts. This sucks.

Note #5: I had something else to write here but then I forgot. Bye!

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4 Responses to “The First Tedious Life Giveaway!”

  1. Greta September 12, 2010 at 6:20 pm #

    I really want to see a penguin Chris Brown a polar bear and a walrus. Some people catch all the breaks! And thanks alot about the giveaway. As much as I would love more commas, I could have used something better, like free coffee or some other item that I could get for free that I could actually touch! hahaha

  2. Jean Has Been Shopping September 12, 2010 at 6:57 pm #

    Oooh, cute kitty!
    Hey, how’d these commas get in my pocket?

  3. Cinnamon September 13, 2010 at 9:44 am #

    I say……more commas, less caffeine…LOL

  4. MamaOnDaGo September 16, 2010 at 1:09 pm #

    Oh, commas! I’ll take your comma, and use it here, and here, and here. =) I’m sending you some love. I finally found a moment to try and do my #b2sb2b hw, but I’ve decided to visit new sites and spread some love instead. So, here I am!

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