My Dad Wants A Hores But My Mom Says No

When I was in 3rd grade, we got three “circle stickers” and had to make a picture with them. After we drew our picture around the stickers, we had to write a short story about it.

I took my three stickers and made two eyes and a very small circular mouth that was supposed to look like a shocked face. I drew a picture that looked like some woman was shocked because her dog ripped up the sofa. (Even though it looked like the dog took a piss on the sofa) I finished off my wonderful piece of work with the sentence, “She is surprized because her dog riuned her sofa!”

What I did in 2nd grade is nothing compared to what this 3rd grade genius did for his/her “sticker story.”

 

That kid’s poor dad doesn’t get a hores! Why is his wife so mean?

I think I’m going crazy with the smilies today

Sara

**Credit goes to Zero out of Five for this photograph**

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